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With airlines still shaking us down for checked luggage money, JetSetter Fresh will teach you how to pack and sack it under the seat in front of you. There are few simple ways to make sure to pack everything you need in a bag that allows you to pick-up and go from the flight.
Rule 1. Use a soft and durable duffel bag.
There isn’t much space under seats. Matter of fact, most airlines state the space should not exceed 8″x17″x12″ in size. However, a duffel bag can squeeze and squash into the space. Look for a strong bag that doesn’t have many small pockets and decorative “athletic” enhancements. Small to Medium sized athletic duffel bags should do the trick.
What do you do when your airline’s airplanes start to slack in the class department? You introduce a new plane that takes you from ashy to classy. American Airlines said don’t call it a comeback because they’ve been here for years. (We just didn’t care.) They introduced the new Boeing 777-300ER today with plans to let you enjoy the new flight soon.
American Airlines will be the first US carrier with new aircraft that make the old 777 look like a Winnebago. The new airliner has a significantly longer wingspan that delivers an “Extended Range,” almost 2,000 nautical miles more than the old model. This airliner 310 seats for seekers of new lands powered by twinjets with two engines that provide more power than the Kanye West song. American Airlines will own the skies with the largest airplane flown across the US. Hopefully, more airlines will bring out the Boeing 777-300ERs for those that love to travel in class and luxury.
“I’m living the future – So the present is my past – my presence is a present – kiss my a$$” - Kanye West
As some of us bask in the self-congratulatory glow of Barack Obama’s historic re-election, naturally, we may be forgetting those of our fellow citizens who, fed up with the apparent “Socialist” leanings of the great country, are ready to pack their bags and go.
America is all about life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness AND, the ability to chose not to do any of that shit, because goddarnit, we’re Americans!
For you secessionists out there, don’t you worry your little revolutionary-lite heads, JetSetterFresh has just the thing for you!
The Cruel Summer LP is slated for Sept 18 and following is the anticipated tracklist (not confirmed):